CounterClockWise
Ever had a rafter-rattling argument over the finer points of Frosted Mini Wheats vs Cheerios or which baseball player has the most punchable face? We have.
Hosted by lifelong brothers Brandon and Tyler Wise, CounterClockWise is home to the most passionate debates over topics nobody should care about. Join us bi-weekly as we determine everything from the greatest action movie one-liners to the ugliest presidents and induct them into the CCW All-Timers Club.
Get it? Time... Clock...
Ahem.
And as if that’s not enough, stay tuned in the off weeks for pallet cleanser pods where we answer ”Who wins a fight between...?” or break down the greatest bad movies of all time.
Stay Brolden!
Episodes
Sunday Sep 29, 2024
008 - Beer Logos
Sunday Sep 29, 2024
Sunday Sep 29, 2024
Happy Oktöberfest! The Wise guys decided there was no better way to celebrate than to collect their favorite beer logos, narrow them down, & induct them into their All-Timers Club. So, sit back, grabst a Pabst, and enjoy the ride!
Sunday Sep 15, 2024
Ultimate Showdown 4 - CLE vs PIT
Sunday Sep 15, 2024
Sunday Sep 15, 2024
This week, the Wise guys took a trip up I-90 to take in the Cleveland Guardians vs. Pittsburgh Pirates series. What better way to celebrate this matchup than an ultimate Cleveland vs. Pittsburgh showdown featuring our very special guest, noted Pittsburgh Pirates fan, Sir Alex Schafer. Join us as we put together a lineup of Yinzers to take on The Land.
Sunday Sep 01, 2024
007 - Spies
Sunday Sep 01, 2024
Sunday Sep 01, 2024
What defines a spy? What's the difference between a spy and a secret agent? The Wise bros try to answer these questions and more in their 007th episode, recorded before a live studio audience.
Sunday Aug 18, 2024
006 - Actors Named William
Sunday Aug 18, 2024
Sunday Aug 18, 2024
Whether they go by William or Will, Bill or Billy, Willie or Willem, we all want to collect them all like Pokemon. Yes, this week, the Wise bros tackle the ever-looming question of which Williams are best. Featuring guest appearances by Matt Foley, Build-a-Bear, and M&Ms holiday commercials.
Saturday Aug 03, 2024
Ultimate Showdown 3 - Off the Rails
Saturday Aug 03, 2024
Saturday Aug 03, 2024
When Bran asked Ty to compile this set of matchups, he requested there be no theme and that it be more random and "off the rails." Well, all abord Tyler's Train of Thought. Despite how frightening it sounds, join the Wise Bros as they chugga-chug through a mixed bag of silly stipulations and train puns. Cameos include beloved childhood characters, sports icons, and Tim Curry, obviously.
Sunday Jul 21, 2024
005 - Useless Letters
Sunday Jul 21, 2024
Sunday Jul 21, 2024
We all agree some letters deserve to be cut from the alphabet, right? Right?
Well, it's time we finally figure out which letters are getting the boot. Join the Wise Bros for their most heated debate yet, in which Q gets some much-deserved slander and X has an unexpected redemption arc. Plus, can they successfully make the case that a vowel should be axed?
Wednesday Jul 03, 2024
Ultimate Showdown 2 - July 4th Special
Wednesday Jul 03, 2024
Wednesday Jul 03, 2024
Happy birthday, America. We have an Independence Day-themed lineup of matches for your listening pleasure. Tune in for an action hero vs. an action figure, a collection of Captains, and two teams from a pair of patriotic movies.
Sunday Jun 23, 2024
004 - Minor League Baseball Team Names
Sunday Jun 23, 2024
Sunday Jun 23, 2024
If you like puns, alliteration, and wacky adjectives, this is the episode for you. The Wise Bros nail down the best MiLB team names. From local foods and obscure animals to whatever business happens to be next to the ballpark, the minor leagues love fun nicknames that make you scratch your head, but which five make the cut?
Sunday Jun 16, 2024
Ultimate Showdown 1 - Father's Day Special
Sunday Jun 16, 2024
Sunday Jun 16, 2024
It's our CounterClockWise Father's Day special. Want to find out who wins the vigilante dad heavyweight title? Or which sci-fi sheriff dad takes home the belt? Join the Wise Bros for the ultimate fatherhood fisticuffs.
Sunday Jun 09, 2024
003 - Ban-Worthy Karaoke Songs
Sunday Jun 09, 2024
Sunday Jun 09, 2024
The Wise bros fight off the frat boys and bachelorette parties to determine the top 5 songs that should be banned at every karaoke bar across the land.